Happy IVGLDSW Day!
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day!
Motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" 
Have a wonderful day!
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. (Unknown)
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you.? Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.? A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.? Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton-
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. -Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.? If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-
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